internet tourettes
a condition causing most overwieght 12 year olds to cuss and swear uncontrollably over the internet because someone powned them in a game or made fun of their mom. most of the time the 12 year olds with this condition make absolutely no sense, write in all caps, and use alot of exclamation points!!!
internet tourettes kid before getting attacked(pluto): omg i am awesome i have a huge army of pikeman
internet tourettes kid after getting attacked(pluto): you motherf-ck sh-t man wh-r- c-ck i hate j00!!!!!!!!!!
2 more definitions
a condition characterized by the uncontrollable quoting of youtube videos and other internet memes, at appropriate or inappropriate times.
a. “wow, some guy started trolling our dorm’s email list.”
b. “i’m not trollin’! i am boxxee, you see? :d :d :d ”
a. “wow, you have serious internet tourettes.”
b. “loooove!!!”
a. “hey, how many cupcakes do we have left?”
b. “over nine thousand!!!!!”
c. “more cupcakes than your stomach has room for!!!!”
a. “…..”
a condition in which people with mysp-ce, facebook, etc. put random, irrelevant things in his/her status. often using all caps and containing two or more exclaimation points.
“my churro can turn into a pink frosted donut!!!”
person1: “what’s your favorite band?”
person2: “omgwtfbbqtotallycool me too!!!!!”
person1; “dude, you have internet tourettes, they have pills for that now.”
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