Internut Romance
two fools in totally b-tching. headboard-slamming online romance that’s just plain embarr-ssing in the real world, as in wtf were they thinking???
1st dude: so how did that vacation in hawaii go with that cheerleader hottie that you met online?
2nd dude: it totally sucked. turns out she was a charger cheerleader 20 hard years ago! i f-cking maxed my credit cards, too!
1st dude: but didn’t you tell her that you’re the ceo of a fortune 500 company?
2nd dude: yeah, but, i will be one day, dude, i will be.
1st: don’t feel too bad dude. ginny was just went through her third internut romance.
did you hear about maurice. he quit his job, emptied his bank account and left his wife and kids for that chick he met online. it lasted three weeks. now the dumb f-ck is serving fries and sleeping in the park. we all told him it was an internut romance, but he didn’t even want to talk about it; he just wanted to get in his car and go.
Read Also:
- dream liquidator
top definition one who destroys the hopes and aspirations of another. i’m going to run a 5 minute mile even though you say i am too slow and out of shape. stop being such a dream liquidator!
- hearting
the action of being in like, l-st, or love with someone. related to the act or statement to heart him/her. generally accompanied by fascination/obsession with the individual in question. typically used when the situation is too ambiguous to establish a true definition of what the relationship is….the fact that hearting is someone also sounds like […]
- ice grillin
top definition when some one is stairing at your really hardcore. it could be really good or bad it doesnt matter, it depends on the person she was ice grillin me real hard 2 more definitions add your own 2 to stare at an individual incessantly.
- conor oberst
beautiful. perfect. poetic. if only there were more conor obersts in the world. 1. noun musician from nebraska who started recording indie alb-ms as a teenager. has been in several indie bands including commander venus, bright eyes, desaparecidos. 2. verb to write real tear-provoking lyrics to depressing emotional music about being alone, depressed, and/or confused […]
- Nadeau Style
top definition something said that is so stupid and far-fetched that you question if the person who said it is r-t-rded. —during silence— “aww! i shouldn’t have thrown out my orange peel!” “wow, that was nadeau style!”