intersafety
when a defensive player on a football team intercepts a p-ss, but then fumbles the ball and gets tackled in the endzone, resulting in a safety. it is a fantastically rare play that can only be pulled off by teams who are both incredibly lucky and extraordinarily terrible.
person 1: hey, did you see that intersafety during the game last night?
person 2: no, i wasn’t watching.
person 1: alright, pull up youtube, it’s one of the most majestic failures i’ve ever seen!
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