Intervagtion
an orchestrated attempt by one person, or often many, to get someone to seek professional help with an addiction. similar to a drug intervention, but the addict is hooked on v-g-n- instead of alcohol or drugs.
john: i go out with a different girl every night, sometimes two or three…it’s affecting my work and relationships. i’m exhausted all the time. i feel like a big man wh-r-. i can’t stop myself but i can’t go on like this either!
jane: i think we need to stage an intervagtion and get you some help.
tim: man, i wish i was like john…all that attention from girls, getting laid all the time. so pimp.
jim: be careful what you wish for. i heard his friends and family pulled an intervagtion on him last week. now he’s kickin’ it with dr. drew in s-x rehab.
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