Interwebs Lawyer
lawyers that handle cases on teh interwebs. not paid with money, but with e-p-n-s size. starting rate is 1 inch/hour.
interwebs lawyer 1: wow! i just increased my e-p-n-s size by 4 inches from that case alone!
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the most f-cking irritating thing that can happen on a calculator. you press all these numbers and you think it’s the right b-tton to press but really the calculator’s been lying to you and you’ve really f-cked up big time, but it waits until you’ve pressed the = b-tton and then it flashes with ‘syntax […]
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implanted in, occurring in, or administered by entering the eyeball yo man, that ball went intraocular on you!
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- Inverse Blumpkin
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- iPhoniPhile
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