intextible
derives from “insensible.”
when someone pulls out their cell phone and completely ignores you while you’re talking.
todd: “i have a truly heartwarming story for you, drew. i was saving small children from a m-ssive wreck on highway i sixty-four and-”
drew: “hold on. this fruit gusher had more filling in it than usual. let me text kate and tell her.”
todd: “what an intextible son of a b-tch!”
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