intimacy
intimacy is:
when you pick up your boyfriend from the airport, drive to the top of the parking garage, and give him the best bl-w j-b he’s ever had. and swallow the biggest load ever. and don’t get a drop of c-m on his clothes.
when you are driving home from the airport with your boyfriend, find a park, drive into the gr-ss, get a pillow and blanket from your car, and allow and encourage him to perform oral s-x in a way you have never before experienced. and have the biggest, wettest -rg-sm, ever.
when you let your boyfriend gently shave your pubic region for the first time in your life, and tenderly and lovingly rub oils into the area. then make love. a new, freshly shaven p-ssy and oil make for a heavenly s-xual experience.
when you sit on the bench of the shower while m-ssaging your man’s b-lls and taking his p-n-s in your mouth until he comes with a powerful explosion of s-m-n.
when you wear a whipped cream teddy for your man’s eating pleasure. the comedy factor comes into this version of intimacy though, because to see his face and ears and hair covered with whipped cream is priceless.
when you go to a movie theater that has recliner seats and sit in the back row, put the arm rest between the seats up, and cuddle just as if you were home in bed watching tv. of course, the zipper on your jeans can come down to make it easy for your man to make you come right there while watching denzel washington use his skills to eliminate the bad guys.
intimacy is essential to good s-xual health.
a euphemism for having s-x.
-ssuming that both parties are into it, intimacy is the one time when peeps like to have their personal sp-ce invaded.
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