intimidation plateau
a term used in certain sports that involve intimidation. when you have 2 intimidating people, you don’t put them one right after the other. that would be a mountain. if you spread out the intimidating people, you make a plateau. this is to ensure that throughout the whole game there will always be an intimidating person to come.
big intimidating guy 1: are you going to bat after me in this inning?
big intimidating guy 2: no, we need an intimidation plateau.
big intimidating guy 1: a what?
big intimidating guy 2: an intimidation plateau.
big intimidating guy 1: ok.
a term used in certain sports that involve intimidation. when you have 2 intimidating people, you don’t put them one right after the other. that would be a mountain. if you spread out the intimidating people, you make a plateau. this is to ensure that throughout the whole game there will always be an intimidating person to come.
big intimidating guy 1: are you going to bat after me in this inning?
big intimidating guy 2: no, we need an intimidation plateau.
big intimidating guy 1: a what?
big intimidating guy 2: an intimidation plateau.
big intimidating guy 1: ok.
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