Intoxitext
a fun term to be used in place of “drunk texting”, because “drunk texting” is just a boring way of saying it; coined by sean davidson, master of the intoxitext.
“dang, i’m drunk! give me my phone! i’m going to intoxitext the sh-t out of everyone!”
when someone under the influence of alcohol/drugs sends an absurd, s-xual or obnoxious text message without knowledge of the act until the next hangover-induced morning.
d-mn! did you get mel’s intoxitext?
3:34am : i just sat down in the dishwasher and peed. the dog took my cheese.
a text message sent to someone while you are “under the influence” which you later regret sending.
oh, man! i can’t believe i sent my boss that intoxitext last night! i am so fired.
-noun
1. an sms message sent while under the influence of alcohol or other intoxicating substance; drunk texting
2. any text with typographical errors in it that would suggest intoxication of the sender
-verb
2. to send a drunk text
i didn’t realize how many intoxitexts i sent last night until i woke up this morning.
these intoxitexts you’re sending me don’t make any sense.
i’ve got to stop intoxitexting every time i go out or people will start judging me.
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