Introdeuce
1. to take a dump in a person’s bathroom shortly after meeting them.
2. the mud monkey you unleashed into the toilet shortly after receiving the obligatory house tour.
angry friend: “dude, i told you to introduce yourself, not introdeuce yourself. now my chick’s entire apartment smells like dookey.”
b-tch: “girl, this bathroom smells like chud! we just got here… did some -sshole already take an introdeuce?”
douche: “i wouldn’t go in there. i just left an introdeuce as a housewarming gift.”
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