Introvite
inviting yourself to a party that you were not invited to.
joan: d-mn, alexis’ party sounds exciting: a bicycle race; a pack of wild wolves; a burning parachute?!?! that settles it, i’m going…
alexis: joan is such an -sshole. i’m glad i didn’t invi… son of a b-tch!
joan: hey beautiful! this party is amazing!
alexis: where are those f-cking wolves? attack!
joan: ahhhhh, i thought they were wild!!
alexis: you die when you introvite yourself to my party, b-tch. everyone else, have you learned a lesson from this???!?!
everyone else at the party: h-ll yeah! chew that b-tch’s head off!
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