intruder
variation on the stranger, a masturbation technique wherein one sits on or raises one’s hand until it becomes numb from the lack of circulation, then proceeds to m-st-rb-t- with the numb hand, giving the sensation of another person. legitimated by a dave chappelle reference. with the intruder, however, one stands in front of a mirror wearing a ski mask. this gives the impression that someone has broken into one’s home and started jacking one off with a stone cold gaze. getting caught up in the moment, one could ask, “how did you get in here?” or plead, “stop doing that.”
hey rich, i just bought this new ski mask. after dinner i’m going to break a pane of gl-ss in my bedroom window and do the intruder. i’ll call you later.
1. while making out with a chick, you slide your hands down her pants and put your digits in her v-g-n-.
2. reverse underbite with penetration.
my date was going bad until i gave her the intruder. b-tch was loving it, yo.
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