Intxticated
texting somebody while being intoxicated.
one sat-rday night you recieve a text message from your ex and you can barely make out the words “i still love you.” from the text “i stile live uoi.” not replying you find out the next day that your ex was indeed exceedingly intoxicated. what has just happened here was a cl-ssic case of somebody who intxticated a significant other.
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