Inuit jacket
a slang term for an -sshole. many think the term gets it’s meaning from the warmth of a r-ct-m. in cold situations, one can warm their p-n-s, hands, other body parts, or objects inside another’s -n-s; effectively using it as a physiological ‘jacket’.
my feet are frozen! let me wear your inuit jacket!
this turkey won’t thaw in time for thanksgiving dinner; i’ll put it in my inuit jacket.
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while a man & woman engage in -n-l s-x, the man places an empty fishbowl over her head. just before he finishes, he pulls out and comes on the bowl. also known as “-ssfixiation.” “hey mary, why is your face so blue? did you just do the inverted astronaut?”
- invisible chuddy
the involuntary clenching of ones jaw and grinding of ones teeth accredited to consuming one or many of a variety of stimulating substances. otherwise known as ‘gurning’. invisible chuddy is so called due to the fact that the motion of the gurn resembles the indivdual chewing chewing gum (otherwise known as chuddy/chuddley/chudson) i necked 20 […]
- Invisi-shit
usual term for taking a dump, then wiping your -ss to find that nothing is on the toilet paper. “hey man, i’m sorry i wasted so much of your toilet paper, i wasn’t sure if i had an invisi-sh-t or if i wasn’t wiping properly.” “…you’re buying me more charmin ultra then.”
- IOAB
acronym for “i’m on a boat.” most commonly used as a text/email/im/social networking sign-off to express extreme satisfaction with one’s self. can be proceeded by or in conjunction with “mother f^-k-r.” (i.e., ioabmf). often used in drunk texts: person 1 (let’s call her amy): where the h-ll are you? i’m at the bar. are you […]
- ipc
ignore post count. usually used in role play forums. female seeking onexone! ipc! stands for integrated physics and chemistry. a cl-ss i stupidly took as a freshman, is now no longer offered. the cl-ss was relatively interesting at some points, but now i’m being forced to take biology with a bunch of freshman while all […]