invagination

1. (noun, botanical) a growth process whereby a plant sheath or stem segment grows back on itself, essentially turning itself inside out.

2. (noun, cia/fbi/nsa) an interrogation process whereby a suspect is bent back on himself or herself, essentially turning them inside out.

3. (noun) an intercourse process whereby a body part or prop (e.g., vibrator, cell phone, tv remote, etc) is placed into the v-g-n-.

4. (cartographical) on olde worlde mappes by iohn speede, c. 1626, this term meant “having taken one’s leave to abscond to amazonia”. literally “within a country of v-g-n-s”.
1. david attenborough: “but once the fly trap is fed a piece of meat, time-lapse photography demonstrates a dramatic change in growth. by the third inv-g-n-tion, the venus fly trap has already offered up two new leaves.”

2. john ashcroft: “but once the eye-rackie is tied to the rack, time-lapse photography demonstrates a dramatic change in growth. by the third inv-g-n-tion, the taliban suspect has already offered up three new accomplices. even better, by the fourth inv-g-n-tion, he was no longer able to speak or make any noise at all. a good day’s work for the nsa.”

3. hmb: “dude, your aunt is really starting to freak me out. last time we made out, she suggested inv-g-n-tion, and i agreed. but she made me wrap a brick in cellophane and stick it up her p-ssy. you don’t pay me enough for this sort of cr-p. i’m going back to taco bell.”

4. when the american troops arrived in hanoi to reinforce the arvn troops there, they quickly learned the skills to stay alive, including camouflage, mine detection, and most importantly, avoiding the major fighting from the vantage point of an observatory inv-g-n-tion – often in groups.
having flash backs of a recently viewed va-jay-jay (v-g-n-), then having these flash backs pop up in your mind randomly through out the day.
while i spoke to jane, i was having inv-g-n-tions of kelly and it made me lose my train of thought.
an incredible image thought up by virgins who have never seen a naked girl . often thought up by biology professors and teachers pets.
virgin: man i had such a sick inv-g-n-tion last night
me: get laid noob
(v)the act of becoming a p-ssy, turning into a p-ssy due to one’s p-ssy-like actions (quitting, betrayal, selfishness, dishonesty), or by -ssociating with other p-ss-es
vage;(n) one who is in the process of inv-g-n-tion
you hear about tony? he has inv-g-n-tion parties every friday and sat-rday night with a bunch of other p-ss-es… what a vage.
verb: when normal p-rn doesn’t work for you and you start to get creative with your mind while masturbating
dudes ramming chicks just doesn’t cut it anymore so now i have to use my inv-g-n-tion. my new thing is harpies getting f-cked by robotic chimps.
invasion of the v-g-n- with a p-n-s or reasonable facsimile
troy planned his night with his new girlfriend carefully…right down to the candles,wine,soft music and the newly purchased tub of astroglide for the inv-g-n-tion that he was sure was gonna happen. unfortunately his girlfriend got too close to the candles and popped before he could even get the wine poured.
like imagination except dedicated exclusively to thinking about sweet sweet p-ssy.
peter told me he was bored with physics cl-ss so i told him to use his inv-g-n-tion to make it more interesting.