inventitude
the use of a confrontational tone in order to discourage others from questioning lies one has just invented.
hey john, we’ve been waiting for an hour. why were you so late?
ughhh! what is it about… a …. a scooter fire that you don’t understand? do you even know how to read?
don’t take that invent-tude with me! i didn’t make you late…
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