Inverkeithing
inverkeithing is a small former fishing village located in fife, scotland. it is currently stuck in a time warp,
and the entire population of inverkeithing currently has no running water or electricity. the locals support “the big team from edinburgh” – hibernian. “hibs” casuals regularly get the steam train over the bridge to beg for tickets to matches and generally start fights.
the locals refer to themselves as “divits.” inverkeithing has a compulsory ten child policy and inbreeding is a legal right.
the “divits” are currently engaged in a 100 year war with high valleyfield.
the divit diet consists solely of buckfast. “bucky”
“haw man i’m pure on my fifth bottle of bucky the day” – anonymous
haw man, you got some pure spare change so i can see the hibees play” – anonymous divit
“inverkeithing is unique as it is stuck in the 1800’s” – the scotsman
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