Inverse Blumpkin
a rarely seen variation of the blumpkin. instead of sh-tting into the toilet, the male sh-ts on the womans chest and jerks off into the toilet or sink or anything that might be close enough to work as a receptor of your c-m.
john:last night i totally gave laura an inverse blumpkin!
jeremiah:what the f-ck is that?
john:that b-tch was on her back and i sh-t on and around her chest then blew my load onto eds towel.
jeremiah:that sh-t is cash yo.
the remix of the cl-ssic blumpkin. this take is when the girl is taking a sh-t (which is rumored to happen occasionally, believe it or not) and is giving a guy a bl-wj-b at the same time.
sally is very efficient with her time. she gives inverse blumpkins every morning to her boyfriend while planning out the rest of her day.
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