Inverse Law
the inverse law is a mathematical formula used to find the number of drinks you need to bring a girls perceived looks up to a level at which you would bone them.
number of drinks needed = desired level (1-10) / current level (1 – 10)
fat girl: wanna f-ck?
bro: that girl is like a .6! you cant do it.
you: well i’ll bone her if shes a 4, so inverse law her.
4 / .6 = 6.667
you drink 7 more drinks and magically shes a 4.
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