Inverse Midas


the effect of turning everything into sh-t. the opposite of the midas touch, where king midas was said to turn everything he touched into gold.
the act of fail, to blunder, to make a snafu, or catastrophe
1. bill: that guy has the inverse midas touch. he can’t do anything right
george: nah, it’s just a snafu. could happen to anyone.

2. george: that guy’s just like me, he’s got the inverse midas touch. everything he touches turns to sh-t.
bill: no george, you fail way worse than this guy.

3. barry: this oil spill is a catastrophe, bp’s engineers really have the inverse midas touch
kim: i have on my big boy gl-sses
barry: sure you do.

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