inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise
to place one’s t-st-cl-s in the -n-s of your lover and then insert your p-n-s in her v-g-n- while she is lying perpendicular to the floor resting only on her shoulders and neck (her -ss is up in the air).
tyrone gave that b-tch an inverted -n-l teabag with a sausage surprise and then called her a dirty ho.
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