invest


this term when used over email, is a subst-tue for such words as s-x,boned, and penetrated. more often than not, invest is used in place of these words to keep the man from getting wise about conversations that are not clean enough to make it through corporate email filters.
jim: this chick wanted to invest the h-ll out of me me she had large -ssets, but her portfolio smelled like rotten salmon.
dave: i hate it when a girl’s commodities are rotten.
invest- to carry out. the act to doing something and puting time into.
yo dawg lets invest in that party this weekend.

yo guy wanna invest in some herbs?
(v.) just one step away from “incest” on a pc keyboard. not to be confused.
family ties within corporations can seriously affect opportunities to invest.

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