investidating


the selection of mate for -ssumed future monetary gain
lana: i don’t understand why you are going out with that guy.. he lives on ramen and wears the same pair of jeans everyday

c-ssie: he’s a med student! at some point he’s probably going to be incredibly wealthy..

lana: oh i get it… you’re investidating

c-ssie: well i’m certainly not after him for his p-n-s size

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