invidation
when a guy invites a girl to an event she really wants to go to, ending up in a possible one date scenario that the girl would never say yes to under any other circ-mstance.
girl: i just got an invidation from peter to go to game 7 of the stanley cup playoff.
friend: don’t you hate that guy.
girl: yeah, but they’re great seats.
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