Invisible Flounder
after a hard sweaty work out you scratch your b-lls. a few minutes later without thinking about it you sratch you nose getting a wiff of something that smells like a dirty gross v-g-n-. now without realizing it your primal instinct kicks in and you get somewhat turned on by this smell of rotten v-g-n- and you feel extreamly dirty becuase it’s actually your ball sweat.
i just got the invisible flounder… i’ve got to take a shower.
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