inviso cock
inviso c-ck is when you hold your hand up to an unexpecting person’s mouth as though you are holding an invisible d-ck and you move your hand back and forth to make it look like they are sucking an invisible c-ck.
i was doing paper work when john walked up and inviso c-cked me.
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