Iona Prep
iona prep, located in new roch-lle, new york, has a long rivalry with fordham prep located on fordham road in the bronx. considered to have better athletics program but inferior academics, many iona alumni can be seen at your local soup kitchen or homeless shelter.
nevertheless, if theres one thing iona and fordham kids can agree on its that the kids who can’t get into either go to stepanac.
“i saw a iona prep alumni today on fordham road, he asked me for a dollar”
“iona offered me a scholarship, but i still went to fordham”
“there are actually some cool kids at iona, but they are poorly represented by a few angry kids who want to fight you over anything.”
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