iPad

an electronic device that is used to contact others or play games. facetime is used to video call your best friends and loved ones who maybes live far away from you in the world. imessage is used to chat like texting basically. app store is where you download apps ( games and social network) and itunes is used to download videos and songs. safari isn’t a jungle it is a place where you can search like google.
millie was taking a selfie on her ipad
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a piece of technology from apple inc. that’s less functional than a laptop and less portable than an iphone. lacking any features that aren’t already done better by other devices such as the amazon kindle, the ipad is considered the best way to waste $499 in 2010!
i would have bought an ipad, but i have an iq of more than 60 and don’t drool over a piece of technology just because apple says it’s good.
n. thin, lightweight device for managing iflow during iperiods
so much -data-! good thing i’ve got my ipad to keep it from leaking into my ipanties!
an oversized iphone that has no practical use at all.

fail apple
“oh look another apple product! i must buy the ipad! even though it can only run one application at one time and does not have the full capabilities of a real tablet pc.”
apple’s revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. the ipad senses when it’s that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he’s not getting s-x tonight. sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up the notebook in your netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.

forget tampons. try the ipad today!
andre: …it was seriously the biggest fish i have ever caught dude – hang on i got a text. oh f-ck.

tim: what’s going on today?

andre: i just got a message from my wife’s ipad. it’s forecasting her mood as “n-z- b-tch”.

tim: dude, i would not want to be you.

andre: yeah, can i spend the night on your couch?
apple’s giant ipod touch.

announced january 27, 2010. made with intentions to replace laptops but fails by not running flash, not having usb ports, no mult-tasking and no cameras.
my ipod touch was getting old. i’m glad i have a new, bigger one that doesn’t fit in my pocket. thanks, ipad!
noun: large ipod touch

…seriously, that’s it.
person 1: dude omg check out my new ipad! it’s revolutionary! thank you steve jobs<333 person 2: i'm pretty sure my ipod touch and your iphone are the exact same thing, only more portable... person 1: ...did you say something? steve jobs<3 a general term for something that is expected to be great, but turns out to be terrible. 'i really thought last night would be an awesome night out, but it was such an ipad' 'we broke up after she told me i was nothing but an ipad' 'the ipad announcement was a huge ipad'