ipex
bras by victoria’s secret
she was wearing a ipex bra
an ipex is:
a computer running a 32 bit graphical sh-ll,
on a 16 bit operating system,
on an 8 bit processor
on a 4 bit motherboard
built by a 2 bit company
that can’t stand 1 bit of truth.
yesterday i flattened my ipex with my holden commodore and went and bought a new powerbook.
badly made; general swear word; exclamation.
ipex this bl–dy pos machine!
what comes out of your -ss when you go to the toilet
a computer without hope
ashes to ashes,
dust to dust,
if it wasn’t for ipexes,
our screwdrivers and soldering irons would be rust.
piece of sh-t computer
evil computer company
ipex is evil!
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