iPhone 5
it’s the most innovative phone apple ever made, really?
iphone 5 is same sh-t as the iphone 4s,just a bit taller.. oh d-mn, really innovative!
greger kim has an iphone 5, but not an iphone 4s
something people who have an iphone 4s but have never used an iphone 5 would call terrible.
george: dude the iphone 5 sucks. my iphone 4s is better.
mike: you’ve never even used an iphone 5. and you’re wrong.
think of the iphone 4s as a white guys p-n-s. now think of the iphone 5 as a black guys p-n-s. that’s the iphone 5 for you, just bigger than the last…
white guy #1:hey man look at my iphone 4s
white guy #2: not bad, but didn’t you get the new iphone 5?
white guy #1: not yet, but that thing is supposed to be bigger than this one.
black guy: it sure is. it’s as big as my d-ck… suck it!
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