Iphone Monday
the day when we all woke up late 1 hour because all the iphone’s alarm didn’t change after daylight savings time.
guy 1″dude where were you on monday you missed all 1st period.”
guy 2″didn’t you hear it was iphone monday so i woke up an hour late.”
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