iphone x
a m-ssively overpriced ‘innovative’ phone made by apple. is primarily used to turn your face into random emojis and using 2% of cpu for posting selfies on instagram’
john – ‘i just got the new iphone x’
vlaros – ‘for £1200?? that sh-t better take me on vacation when i put it on airplane mode’
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