iphonetricide


meaning#1: the act of killing one’s iphone.
meaning#2: a person who murders their iphone.
ladies and gentelemen of the jury, i should not be condemned for iphonetricide, i tried to make a call and the screen went black. how much is a person supposed to take from this device?

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