iPhonics
iphonics (n)
1. when your iphone or other capable mobile device autocorrects something you wrote into something nonsensical.
2. when this same device fails to autocorrect your typo before you send or submit.
1. you try to type: beeotch you don’t owe dat c-nt sh-t.
your phone says: bewitch you don’t owe day vinyl ship.
note: vinyl? seriously?
2. an attempt to post about iphonics to facebook through my iphone went horribly awry when i mistyped iphoincs.
one who engages in regular use with the apple iphone. an iphonic is far superior to those who have regular cellular devices.
mel: i really want an iphone.
andy: you won’t become an iphonic, you’re scared.
mel: yes. yes, i am.
to achieve gaming excellence of a legendary standard upon a fruit-based, motion-sensitive, touch-screen celluar telecommunications device through skill and perseverance.
a 21st century pun on the icon, itself derivative of the greek word ‘eikon’, meaning image.
– ‘observe the high numerical value displayed upon the screen, thus proving i my iphonic abilities.’
– ‘your dexterity in handling this portable gaming device does indeed hint at iphonic qualities.’
like an iphone. having qualities of an iphone. usually a touch screen cellphone
the lg prada, voyager, vu are very iphonic.
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