iPhoning


to use an iphone, its freaking cool ‘apps’ and internet access.
stop iphoning and start driving, we’re gonna be late for this maccas run – it’s already 3am for frig’s sake.
using an iphone for one of the many iphone purposes.
stop iphoning at dinner!
a newly introduced product that ends up bearing the status of a ‘very popular, everyone must have’ product.

becoming the new iphone.
-we have to keep his second product from iphoning… he now owns his own cult of zombies because his first product iphoned to unmaintainable proportions.
the act of obsessively over using the available abilities and applications of an iphone.
me: “i was iphoning like a b-tch last night” hoe: “i don’t have an iphone :'(” me: “shut up b-tch no one asked u to talk” hoe: “i’m sorry big daddy” me: “it’s okay you can suck me later”
scr-w-ng your most loyal customers
apple is iphoning its customers again

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