iPhonisation
the process by which the activities of everyday life are colonised by apple’s mobile phone, the iphone.
man, i iphonised university challenge the other day: i shazamed that track on university challenge, and got the answer before the guy from that university.
iphonisation is rife in modern society. let me take a video of it in iphone hd.
everything nowadays is iphonised. for example,
a: “how will you remember my birthday?”
b: “i’ll add it to my iphone.”
a: “where are we?”
b: “i don’t know, but i’ll check on maps.”
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