iPhreudian Slip
when your iphone’s auto-correct replaces the word that you wanted to insert in a text message box with what you were actually unconsciously thinking of.
bob: i wanna poke you with all my d-ck.
bob’s gf: whaaaaaat???!!
bob: ughh, stupid auto-correct. meant to say “i wanna love you with all my heart”!
bob’s gf: iphreudian slip? 😉
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