iPilgrim
an ipilgrim is any person who gains fulfilment by visiting apple stores with the sole purpose of worshiping apple’s latest godly creation. often seen as a person who can’t actually afford to purchase the heavenly gadgets on display. also known as an iworshipper or an itourist.
breaking news: apple have released their latest iphone 9g following last weeks release of their now out-of-date iphone 8g…
ipilgrim: ooooh, i gotta ring in sick today and get down to the apple store right away to see what it looks like. oops, so excited, i think i just c-m in my pants, better turn them inside-out first!
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