iPod
thw world’s smallest form of p-n-s compensation.
make sure you wear your white headphones everywhere you go while struting around in your tight pants and white belt while listening to the latest hawthorne heights song. who cares if you have no cl-ss or taste, you’re cool.
my pink ipod mini
photo of ipod taken with a new imac g5! 🙂
my 5th gen ipod (ipod w/ video) that doesn’t have chip
hacked by kon b-tch
the inner pod
my ipod
my dream of ipod
20gb ipod ^_^
my ipod: hobbes style
i cant figure out how to get songs on it!
my 20gb 3rd gen ipod
tight son
apple ipod 40gb
i bought one of these with my saved money. ipods are a waste of sp-ce on earth.
1. it holds more songs than anyone will ever own in their lives.
2. it says 12 hour battery life, but lasts for d-ck hours
3. limited rechargeable battery – there are only a certain amount of charges you can use and then you have to pay a bazillion dollars for a new god d-mn battery.
4. covering scratches easily, and if you don’t want the screen to look like a cat was trying to find drugs in it, you have to buy a 50 dollar rubber case that yellows with time.
5. so overpriced for such a piece of sh-t. $420.00 cdn for it alone, and then a 3-year warranty which b-mped it up to $508.00.
seriously. go die, apple.
“holy cr-p, you have an ipod! that’s so cool! how many songs does it hold?”
“five thousand.”
“how many do you have on it?”
“about 200.”
“why the sh-t did you get a 20 gb then”
“……..i could tell you, but then i’d have to kill you”
everything wrong with western society contained within a small media player.
person a: omg, dude! i just bought an ipod!
person b: what, on purpose?
the most expensive way to listen to music.
if have two options. pay $10,000 to download 10,000 mp3’s for ipod, or pay $14.95 and download 10,000 mp3. hmmmm
a topic on definithing.com that has been used to discuss the pros and cons of ipods between viewers. besides it is too expensive and the only reason it has more sales than any other is because people are stupid
read all of the other entries to see what i mean
an apple computer branded mp3 player with a large capacity solid state hard drive.
hey john… send me that new 1108 thugz track so i can put it on my ipod.
the same thing as a creative zen in all respects except it looks a little cooler and costs twice as much.
-hey i got my 60 gig ipod ofr just $500!
-you dumb-ss, i got my 60 gig zen for $250!
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