iPod fishing
when someone’s ipod falls off a table, etc. and lands on the ground, so the person uses the headphone cable to pull it off the ground and back on the table.
-dude 1’s ipod falls off the table-
dude 1: cr-p my ipod fell off the table…
dude 2: yeah that happens to me all the time! just go ipod fishing.
-dude 1 pulls his ipod up by the headphones-
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