ipod flirting
when you’re next to someone while they’re listening to their ipod, and in an act of intimacy, they offer hand over an earphone.
usually, this form of flirting is used by people who are too afraid to say, “hey, i think you’re cute,” or interact verbally in general.
jill: (hands over earphone)
jack: (hesitantly takes earphone)
(listens)
(laughs at the thought that jill made an attempt at “ipod flirting” with him)
jill: (runs away, crying)
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