Ipod Reality Cooldown
when someone is listening to their ipod/ mp3 it tends to take them a while to snap back to reality
mark: “oi jeff”
(no answer)
mark: “jeff!”
(jeff is jamming out and so continues oblivious)
mark- shakes shoulder, jeff turns and removes earphones
mark: “jeff you pr-ck i’m trying to talk to you”
jeff: “chill chill” (takes deep breaths with far off look on his face
cmiste: “give the man his ipod reality cooldown mark”
cmiste- turns to viewer
cmiste: “boom”
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