ipod voice
how a person’s voice sounds when listening to an ipod.
john: why is bob talking so loud?
drew: it’s his ipod voice
when a man’s voice is either very effeminate, or has a gay lisp, when the man himself is presumably straight. the typical of voice of many die-hard apple devotees or your average latte-sipping hipster
guy #1: hey, did you see that video for those google gl-sses?
guy #2: yeah, the guy wearing the gl-sses has such an ipod voice.
guy #1: hey, is that new guy in human resources gay?
guy #2: nah, he has a hot girlfriend. he’s just got an ipod voice.
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