iPoned
1) a) what people who buy the iphone 4 on verizon now will be when the iphone 5 comes out in the summer.
b) what any person who buys an apple product is in less than six months from purchase when a newer, upgraded (or cheaper) version is released.
a) bought the iphone as soon as he could when the iphone 4 came out on verizon; now, he’s contractually stuck with it even though the far superior iphone 5 was released. he sure got iponed!
b) i bought a macbook last july. now, apple sells the same laptop is 300 dollars cheaper. i was iponed so badly.
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