ipoo
new nappies from apple, come in variety of colours.
guy1:ew, look at that disgusting apple baby taking a sh-t in it’s ipoo.
the act of using your iphone, ipod or ipad whilst taking a cr-p. also known as the ipee if you are only taking a leak.
useful if your employer has banned them during working hours.
trevor: wow, i’m so addicted to my iphone that i can’t put it down!
bruce: me too, i like to ipoo at work!
using an iphone to access the internet while on the toilet.
i didn’t want my boss to see that link you sent me, so i ipood it at work.
a large amount of time spent in the work place karzie on one’s ‘ i phone ‘
to:
1) either looking up grumble.
2) send the odd 20 or so text messages to a friend.
3) find art masterpieces and then transfer them to the walls of the porcelain throne in great detail.
4) or just to generaly waste time away from the evil eyes of the boss.
geezer 1, ‘whats dave doing in the thunder box’ ?
geezer 2, ‘he’s pushing out a big ‘i’ poo till nock off time’
karzie grumble porcelain throne i phone ‘i’ poo
what you call your ipod when you have the sh-ts with it and other apple software and accessories due to bad usability and little or no simple navigation around things.
“i can’t recover my p-ssword for itunes, you have to bash the ipod touch to get it to scroll sometimes. it’s not syncing properly. i can’t navigate my way around itunes and find what i want.”
stupid ipoo
f-ck you steve jobs!
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