ipood
to have a cr-p whilst listening to your ipod.
hey john… i just ipood.
an iphone or ipod that has been used on the toilet to play games or browse the int-rdnet.
i don’t know whether i would want to borrow reno’s ipood. he never washes his hands, and he drops deuce with that thing every morning.
when you have an accident on your ipod.
dude i just accidentally shat on my ipod!
lolz you ipoo’d!
1.another name for the worlds worst mp3 player.
guy 1: i just got the u2 ipod.
guy 2. ipoods suck, and now you do too.
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