ipoop
when you are in the act of deficating on a toilet and using your iphone at the same time sometimes causing someone to loose trake of time.
mom: son, i was waiting in the car for you, what took you so long??
son: sorry mom i had to ip–p
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a verb. in communal bathrooms (e.g., dorms, workplace), the act of listening to your ipod while defecating to drown out the sound of your own bodily functions, thus covering up any possible embarr-ssment.
“i’ve gotta go drop a deuce in the bathroom, but i know it’s going to be loud as h-ll.”
“go ip–p then, you won’t be able to hear it.”
ipad used for the sole purpose of entertaining you when you take a dump.
i took such a long dump yesterday that i had the time to get 3 stars in every angry birds level on my ip–p.
the act of using your iphone throughout the duration of taking a dump in order to turn “downtime” into “uptime” or to enhance the experience, stave off boredom etc.
man i stumbled across the coolest website while i was taking an ip–p the other day.
ip–p is a term describing an elongated time spent on the toilet while going number two due to using an iphone.
oh man that was such a good ip–p.
a derogatory term, meaning ipod.
you got an ip–p? i guess you care more about fashion than function.
taking your ipod to the bathroom so you can watch media whilst you p–p.
back in 20 mins, i’m going to take an ip–p and watch an episode of csi.
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