ipot

an irc idiot wannabe coder who couldn’t code him/her-self out of a wet paper sack with holes in it.

based on the name of an irc user (ipot) who was constantly insisting that everyone give him code without trying to code for himself. has now become synonymous with all users of the same caliber.
you’re all such a bunch of elitist dweebs… you don’t write codez for anybody.
help me now and give me codez!
joe, don’t be such an ipot… go read the manual and /try/ to learn how to code. we won’t write code /for/ you, but we /will/ help you to write your own code.
another way of saying ipod touch. apple’s latest generation of the ipod.
did you jailbreak your ipot yet?
watching a movie or just listing to music on the cr-pper.
“what! i can’t hear you!! i am listing to my ipot!!!”

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