Ipowned
when the auto-correct feature on your ipod touch or iphone tries to correct your spelling, but instead changes it to words that just dont make sense with what you’re typing.
greg: hey man whats up?
thomas: hey man ill text you brother im at week.
i mean text you later im at work f-cking iphone just ipowned me.
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