iPrecious
(eye-precioussssssss)
descibes a persons addiction to their iphone and it’s powerful hold over them. known as “one to rule them all”.
a person must switch to the voice of golem when they say it. it’s important that the s at the end be exadurated.
ryan: didn’t you get my text?
jeff: no, dammit – i left iprecioussss at the office – i feel naked!
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